last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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