And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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