I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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