You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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