maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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