i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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