This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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