So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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