Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Duck Duck Cougar?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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