When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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