You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
birth control should be required to get into college
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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