remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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