God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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