so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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