ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
only if we run a train.
done.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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