i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
You are the jesus of drinking
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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