so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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