Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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