I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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