i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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