Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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