Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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