when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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