Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
There r osticjed everywhere
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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