i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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