brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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