I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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