I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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