He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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