69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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