Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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