TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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