Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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