So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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