I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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