I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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