I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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