so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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