i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Randomize
