I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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