I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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