I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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