In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Do vagina's smell?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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