look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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