Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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