Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Randomize