Buhtt sex?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
this just has baby written all over it
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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