Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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