it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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