Porn is love you can see.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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