Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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