it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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