What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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