Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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