i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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