i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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