is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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