dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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